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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote2014-12-02 02:26 am

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kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (teasip)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-08-25 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
you do know if you talk about this kinda stuff you're just gonna feel like shitting, right?

if that happens, where are you going to go?

larry's litterbox?
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Have we forgotten something important?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-08-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
you've already taken a dump in it, haven't you

[Zura, you're strong...

But no man can be that strong.
]
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Why is this phone from the 80s?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-08-30 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
disgusting
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (Pssssst-)

feb 26th, action;

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-08-30 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Zura will return home to Sakamoto hunched over in bed, idly typing out messages on his phone. He doesn't hit the send button, and in fact he seems so out of it that he hasn't noticed Zura enter the room at all.

Why is the man home this early? He usually stays out so late.
]
Edited 2015-08-30 19:26 (UTC)
kaihentai: by capsu @ plurk (fistbump)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto doesn't have the energy to fight back, although he knows Zura means no harm. If anything, the other's voice is a welcome sound. At least the other man's nonsensical prattle is something else to think about.]

Ahhhhh, I'm good, I'm good! I'm so tired already.

[Wow, that really sounded half-assed.

Sakamoto rolls over, taking this time to reach over and pet the cat. Despite the smile he sports, there's something troubling him, clearly. An unspoken weight looms in the air.
]

Don'tcha think you should let her prowl 'round the house a bit more? You're always pickin' her up and carryin' her everywhere.

[u do the same thing

if it's not him it's u!!!
]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Beware those with a pleasant smile.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
it's disgusting

you're disgusting

that's okay, though! i still ♥ you
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (My face when-)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not blamin' ya! She's real soft.

[...Sakamoto is just going to edge closer so that he can sneak a finger under the kitty's chin. Look, she's purring! Clearly something happened while Zura was away.]

Parents? Dont'cha mean "parent?" You hardly ever let me touch her.

[they're really going to fight about the fucking cat

jesus christ
]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (kittycat)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! Don't worry, Zura~! You'll always be her ma.

[He continues to lavish the furry little thing with affection, scratching it behind the ear. Kissing Larry-chan might give Zura a heart attack, but, well... The evidence is on Sakamoto's phone... What better way to be a cat owner than take indulgent cat selfies?]

You'll never stop nagging like one. ♥
kaihentai: (merchant era)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He learned to do all that when you were gone, you nerd! Sort of. Sloppily... He's trying.]

Maybe Larry-chan wants to try somethin' new! To explore.

[IS HE SNICKERING]

Ah... She might have more in common with her father than I thought.

[father??? did you just call yourself her father?????]
Edited 2015-09-01 03:28 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (^w^)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that so? Maybe she likes more muscle on a man.

[He's humming and she's purring. What the fuck is this??? She's your daughter, this is all very confusing.

Leave it to Sakamoto to be an opportunist with that kind of comment... To be fair though, he's probably really is a bit beefier. Zura is the leaner sort.
]
kaihentai: by capsu @ plurk (tenderness)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Calm down, calm down! You know how daughters are. When mommy gets too strict, she'll march on over to her father. She's just an equal opportunist! We've taught her well.

[You've taught her well, Sakamoto. That's exactly what you would do.

He leans down, pressing a kiss to one furry ear. He's very loud about it, like he is about everything else.
]

Mmmmm-
kaihentai: by capsu @plurk (double date)

2/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto peeks one eye open. He sees the way Zura's shoulders are hunched up, and he can't help but laugh.

Might as well give him a little surprise. And so, Sakamoto leans up and over Zura's shoulder to press a brief kiss to the other's cheek. Just to rattle his nerves.
]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (What do you mean I'm a con artist?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm?

[DON'T SOUND SO INNOCENT-]

H'ohhhh. You seem so disappointed! What were you expectin'? A kiss on the lips?
Edited 2015-09-01 04:01 (UTC)

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