[...Sakamoto is just going to edge closer so that he can sneak a finger under the kitty's chin. Look, she's purring! Clearly something happened while Zura was away.]
Parents? Dont'cha mean "parent?" You hardly ever let me touch her.
[they're really going to fight about the fucking cat
S.She is really soft— [ something about this sounds.. defensive? Katsura almost pulls Larry away but she's purring and he just— well. He really can't help it or do anything when she starts doing that. ]
S..Sakamoto— she doesn't like that! [ Larry seems to be wiggling out of Katsura's grasp, and reluctantly, Zura lets her go. She wanders over to Sakamoto, putting her paws on Sakamoto's side and his stomach and merely standing there before she begins kneading into him. ]
[He continues to lavish the furry little thing with affection, scratching it behind the ear. Kissing Larry-chan might give Zura a heart attack, but, well... The evidence is on Sakamoto's phone... What better way to be a cat owner than take indulgent cat selfies?]
[ Larry seems as happy as she can be to put her paws on Sakamoto's body, little claws digging into whatever he is wearing, purring intensifying.
Katsura, on the other hand, looks like is witnessing the biggest form of betrayal. How could she— he rescued her from being in a bag on his door step! He talks to her everyday and carries her around— he cleans her litter out and feeds her... what happened!? ]
L..Larry-chan! Are you trying to say you have a preference..!?
Oh, is that so? Maybe she likes more muscle on a man.
[He's humming and she's purring. What the fuck is this??? She's your daughter, this is all very confusing.
Leave it to Sakamoto to be an opportunist with that kind of comment... To be fair though, he's probably really is a bit beefier. Zura is the leaner sort.]
[ He won't admit that seeing this is incredibly adorable, but maybe the pink that is gracing his cheeks will give it away. Whoops.
His nostrils flare— was he five? He was five. And getting jealous over a cat. Though, he keeps his gestures calm. He even turns over slowly instead of flopping over to show some of his emotion. With his back facing them, he tugs he duvet over his shoulders. ]
Calm down, calm down! You know how daughters are. When mommy gets too strict, she'll march on over to her father. She's just an equal opportunist! We've taught her well.
[You've taught her well, Sakamoto. That's exactly what you would do.
He leans down, pressing a kiss to one furry ear. He's very loud about it, like he is about everything else.]
[Sakamoto peeks one eye open. He sees the way Zura's shoulders are hunched up, and he can't help but laugh.
Might as well give him a little surprise. And so, Sakamoto leans up and over Zura's shoulder to press a brief kiss to the other's cheek. Just to rattle his nerves.]
[ He hears that. He hears that cuddling going on behind him— that smooch on the furry ear; all of that cute purring. He's about to put an end to it, but then Sakamoto just goes ahead and does something like that.
I mean, he's smooched his face before when Katsura was distressed, but he wasn't expecting this to be a habitual thing. And so, his hands just go to his face, both of them, before he speaks out. ]
S..Sakamoto—!
[ It's a mixture of embarrassing, but also scolding. ]
IT'S NOT ZURA, IT'S KATSURA!! [ He's rearing his leg back and kicking Sakamoto from underneath the sheets— then he's tossing to his other side to attempt to push Sakamoto out of the futon onto the bare floor.
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[...Sakamoto is just going to edge closer so that he can sneak a finger under the kitty's chin. Look, she's purring! Clearly something happened while Zura was away.]
Parents? Dont'cha mean "parent?" You hardly ever let me touch her.
[they're really going to fight about the fucking cat
jesus christ]
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[ something about this sounds.. defensive? Katsura almost pulls Larry away but she's purring and he just— well. He really can't help it or do anything when she starts doing that. ]
S..Sakamoto— she doesn't like that!
[ Larry seems to be wiggling out of Katsura's grasp, and reluctantly, Zura lets her go.
She wanders over to Sakamoto, putting her paws on Sakamoto's side and his stomach and merely standing there before she begins kneading into him. ]
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[He continues to lavish the furry little thing with affection, scratching it behind the ear. Kissing Larry-chan might give Zura a heart attack, but, well... The evidence is on Sakamoto's phone... What better way to be a cat owner than take indulgent cat selfies?]
You'll never stop nagging like one. ♥
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Katsura, on the other hand, looks like is witnessing the biggest form of betrayal. How could she— he rescued her from being in a bag on his door step! He talks to her everyday and carries her around— he cleans her litter out and feeds her... what happened!? ]
L..Larry-chan! Are you trying to say you have a preference..!?
[ completely ignoring Sakamoto, nbd. ]
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Maybe Larry-chan wants to try somethin' new! To explore.
[IS HE SNICKERING]
Ah... She might have more in common with her father than I thought.
[father??? did you just call yourself her father?????]
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Don't make biscuits on him like that! My tummy is fine for making biscuits— Larry-chan! Make biscuits over here!
[ A LOUD HUFF. Especially when she gets herself comfortable and curls up ight by Sakamoto's side. ]
She only is doing that cause you're heavier!
[ is he calling u fat, tho..... sounds like it. ]
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[He's humming and she's purring. What the fuck is this??? She's your daughter, this is all very confusing.
Leave it to Sakamoto to be an opportunist with that kind of comment... To be fair though, he's probably really is a bit beefier. Zura is the leaner sort.]
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His nostrils flare— was he five? He was five. And getting jealous over a cat.
Though, he keeps his gestures calm. He even turns over slowly instead of flopping over to show some of his emotion. With his back facing them, he tugs he duvet over his shoulders. ]
You both are noisy.
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[You've taught her well, Sakamoto. That's exactly what you would do.
He leans down, pressing a kiss to one furry ear. He's very loud about it, like he is about everything else.]
Mmmmm-
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Might as well give him a little surprise. And so, Sakamoto leans up and over Zura's shoulder to press a brief kiss to the other's cheek. Just to rattle his nerves.]
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I mean, he's smooched his face before when Katsura was distressed, but he wasn't expecting this to be a habitual thing. And so, his hands just go to his face, both of them, before he speaks out. ]
S..Sakamoto—!
[ It's a mixture of embarrassing, but also scolding. ]
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[DON'T SOUND SO INNOCENT-]
H'ohhhh. You seem so disappointed! What were you expectin'? A kiss on the lips?
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There's mumbling from under the blankets, but it's incomprehensible. ]
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'Night, Zura!
[Guess who's playing with Larry-chan's little paws as she falls asleep...]
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[ He's rearing his leg back and kicking Sakamoto from underneath the sheets— then he's tossing to his other side to attempt to push Sakamoto out of the futon onto the bare floor.
He looks terribly flustered. ]