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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote2014-12-02 02:26 am

[ CEREALIA ] ✖ IC CONTACT



[ ring ring ring ring ]
❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
[ CLICK!! ]

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SPEED DIAL: [ TENKA | ROCK LEE | HIRO  ]
kaihentai: by <lj user="bakudanma"> (yass honey)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-09-01 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto just barks a laugh as he pulls the kitten closer to himself. Maybe this was all a part of his evil plan.]

'Night, Zura!

[Guess who's playing with Larry-chan's little paws as she falls asleep...]
zerotohiro: (Ow)

3/27, text

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-10-22 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like I shouldn't even be asking this since I doubt you'd let anything stop you...but you okay? You're back with the rest of us, aren't you? Just lemme know.
zerotohiro: (...no)

[ TEXT ]

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-10-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god. Well. Uh. Hiro's going to pause and just stare because wow rude bro.]

You're kidding. Who do you think could be sending you a message from Hiro Hamada's CereVice?
zerotohiro: ([CA] Is nothing new to me honestly)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-10-23 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Katsura, this is a dumb joke even for you. Isn't asking for a name the same thing as asking who somebody is? Come on.
zerotohiro: (Whoa what?)

Fidgey I'm crying omfg

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-10-24 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa what? Okay, dude, look. Why don't you just ASK Katsura about me before you send your Imperial Japanese Army at me and why do you even HAVE an army?

Also why would I hurt somebody who's been helping me on this stupid planet? Did you think this through? I think the better question is who are YOU?
kaihentai: by razberridust @ LJ (@#$%?!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-10-25 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
i think elizabeth has seen me naked

not sure how 2 feel about that
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Why is this phone from the 80s?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-10-25 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Elizabeth has always been unsettling- Sakamoto didn't think much of it at first. Shouldn't the weird thing like him, after all? Sakamoto was the reason Elizabeth and Zura met in the first place?

His palms feel sweaty as he turns to face the other.
]

Wait a minute.

Is his bigger than mine?

[Sakamoto, don't sound so betrayed.]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Wait where's my 540 yen?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-10-25 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Far, far too quickly:]

I didn't sleep with him if that's what you're thinking.

[WHY WOULD THAT BE ELIZABETH'S FIRST CONCLUSION??? WHY WOULD ANYONE]
Edited 2015-10-25 02:19 (UTC)
kaihentai: (asian john lennon)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-10-25 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
But you don't speak.

[plz don't take this so literally]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Beware those with a pleasant smile.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-10-25 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto is taken aback by Elizabeth's behavior- It seems dramatic, but he's not one to judge.

He hates this hates too, as much or moreso, because he feels useless all the time. Merchants at good at keeping up appearances, however.
]

You're not much of a negotiator, are ya?

[Continuing to stand, Sakamoto places his hands in his pockets.]

Yeah, yeah! I'll talk. What do you wanna know?
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (Determination is the fuel of invention.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-10-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
That depends.

Which version do ya want?

[Sakamoto whistles.]

The sugar-coated version, or the real shit? C'mon, c'mon- We've got more important things ta do.

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