That is how they introduce him in the movies and important chapters.. multiple times. Do not ask me what all that means. But Gintoki is a very skilled samurai as long as he will help.
[ then Peko mentions Hinata and— ]
I won't allow it! [ oh no.. ]
The only thing that would permit me to be compliant is if he executes that growth on his head!
It's just. Hair. And you watch what you say about him around me. Hinata and I are sworn brothers; you talk shit about him, and I'll make sure they can only find your body in pieces.
[Katsura hitting all the right buttons with the bocchan today, incredible.]
He may look completely harmless, but there's no one better to have on your side than Hinata Hajime. Trust me on that one, you'd regret leaving him out.
I've seen potential with him. This is the only reason I will allow it since you seem so keen on it. But next time... I won't allow it until he does something about that creature he is hosting.
[???? Sworn what now. What. This is news to Peko, which might be a little obvious from the sharp jerk of her head to go from staring at Katsura to staring at Kuzuryuu. Bocchan, you'll need to explain that later... what the heck.]
In any case, [trying to get the conversation back on track,] Now that young master Fuyuhiko is here, I think we can start preparing to take action. Hinata has spoken with me about trying to infiltrate their headquarters. Do you think you would be able to create a distraction, when the time comes?
We would need something that would draw the security out of the building... Damage to the building itself could prompt an evacuation, but it would be difficult to blend in to enter a place when most are leaving.
[Hmmm...]
What if we were to attract their attention in some other way? For example, if one were to anonymously threaten a nearby location, or perhaps set a controllable fire...
Ah, I haven't done this in years, it seems— Pekoyama-san, complete destruction usually isn't my forte when it comes to things like this. They're too sudden, but sometimes that is precisely what we need.
[ Katsura shifts in his suit, tucking one hand out of the mime sleeve and into the suit. There is a little wiggling— like he's.... reaching down somewhere. .... Somewhere.. down.. there. His hand appears out of the neck zipper and in his hand he holds a what appears to be a timed bomb. It's metallic and round, looking like a small volleyball with a black screen on the front. It isn't ticking. ]
These were my weapons of choice. I can time them for whatever time we need, if you want the explosive route. I arrived here with six of them and I haven't used one yet.
[ where did that come from why does he have it with him here of all places... ]
[Woah wait hold on Hold on where is your hand going Katsura, no. That is so inappropriate, especially in the presence of Peko.]
O-oi--! [Before he can get a real protest out though, the bomb makes its appearance and completely destroys the need to finish that sentence. Holy shit.]
[Just...give him a minute here to figure out what he wants to say instead. Because while bombs are still kind of a touchy subject for him (thanks, Komaeda), Kuzuryuu is actually kind of impressed by Katsura. For the first and possibly last time in this conversation. He still thinks he's an idiot, but now he's thinking perhaps he's a slightly more capable idiot than first assumed.]
Where the fuck were you-- [No. No don't even ask. He shakes his head. He doesn't actually want to know, now that he thinks about it. Some things are better left unanswered.] Never mind...anyway, clearly I wasn't giving you enough credit.
[Especially since Peko said his methods tend to be childish.]
[ moving on. When Kuzuryuu compliments him, he feels smug again. There's a bit of ugly laughter at first: ]
Fu ha ha! That's how it tends to be as a supporting character. But your credit really shows when the popularity polls roll around. You impress people.
I have worked with plenty of other methods for distraction-- fireworks, smoke bombs, food poisoning, disguises-- I have worked with other ways of escaping-- parachutes, drills, pills that will shut your body into a death state for 3 days..
Typically, I prefer to do things as they come and think on my feet as long as I am prepared for anything.
[Bless you, Katsura, you've restored Kuzuryuu's faith in you. Hopefully now she won't have to defend her choice of allies (as much) later.
But now the wheels are turning. The bombs are a limited resource, right? But--]
May I have that?
[And she holds out a hand, clearly still giving this serious thought.]
I want to see if one of my classmates -- the Super High School Level Mechanic -- would be able to duplicate these.
[GIVING SOUDA A BOMB SEEMS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA but maybe if Peko and/or Kuzuryuu can keep a close eye on him, it'll be fine...?? He is a SHSL after all...]
[ are you sure you want to hold that do you even know where it's been. He trusts Peko enough, though, and hands it over before tucking his arm back into the neck of the mime, then back into the sleeve. ]
They appear to be simple devices, but I buy them imported.
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[ then Peko mentions Hinata and— ]
I won't allow it!
[ oh no.. ]
The only thing that would permit me to be compliant is if he executes that growth on his head!
[ ACTION ]
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[Said rather firmly herself!]
I can keep the two of you separated if need be, but we will need his expertise.
[And he's her first and best friend... don't take him from her Zura 8')]
[ ACTION ]
Uwaaah. Irritating.
[ He hisses a bit through his teeth, but then waves his hand. ]
Very well. But I will be keeping a sharp eye on him.
[ ACTION ]
[What the actual fuck, Katsura.]
It's just. Hair. And you watch what you say about him around me. Hinata and I are sworn brothers; you talk shit about him, and I'll make sure they can only find your body in pieces.
[Katsura hitting all the right buttons with the bocchan today, incredible.]
He may look completely harmless, but there's no one better to have on your side than Hinata Hajime. Trust me on that one, you'd regret leaving him out.
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[ ?????
some conflict but it looks resolved? ]
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In any case, [trying to get the conversation back on track,] Now that young master Fuyuhiko is here, I think we can start preparing to take action. Hinata has spoken with me about trying to infiltrate their headquarters. Do you think you would be able to create a distraction, when the time comes?
[ ACTION ]
Katsura cups his chin with one of this giant little gloves, then smirks. It's a little malicious. ]
—What sort of distraction are you thinking?
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[Hmmm...]
What if we were to attract their attention in some other way? For example, if one were to anonymously threaten a nearby location, or perhaps set a controllable fire...
[ ACTION ]
Pekoyama-san, complete destruction usually isn't my forte when it comes to things like this. They're too sudden, but sometimes that is precisely what we need.
[ Katsura shifts in his suit, tucking one hand out of the mime sleeve and into the suit. There is a little wiggling— like he's.... reaching down somewhere. .... Somewhere.. down.. there.
His hand appears out of the neck zipper and in his hand he holds a what appears to be a timed bomb. It's metallic and round, looking like a small volleyball with a black screen on the front. It isn't ticking. ]
These were my weapons of choice.
I can time them for whatever time we need, if you want the explosive route.
I arrived here with six of them and I haven't used one yet.
[ where did that come from why does he have it with him here of all places... ]
[ ACTION ]
O-oi--! [Before he can get a real protest out though, the bomb makes its appearance and completely destroys the need to finish that sentence. Holy shit.]
[Just...give him a minute here to figure out what he wants to say instead. Because while bombs are still kind of a touchy subject for him (thanks, Komaeda), Kuzuryuu is actually kind of impressed by Katsura. For the first and possibly last time in this conversation. He still thinks he's an idiot, but now he's thinking perhaps he's a slightly more capable idiot than first assumed.]
Where the fuck were you-- [No. No don't even ask. He shakes his head. He doesn't actually want to know, now that he thinks about it. Some things are better left unanswered.] Never mind...anyway, clearly I wasn't giving you enough credit.
[Especially since Peko said his methods tend to be childish.]
[ ACTION ]
[ moving on.
When Kuzuryuu compliments him, he feels smug again. There's a bit of ugly laughter at first: ]
Fu ha ha! That's how it tends to be as a supporting character. But your credit really shows when the popularity polls roll around. You impress people.
I have worked with plenty of other methods for distraction-- fireworks, smoke bombs, food poisoning, disguises-- I have worked with other ways of escaping-- parachutes, drills, pills that will shut your body into a death state for 3 days..
Typically, I prefer to do things as they come and think on my feet as long as I am prepared for anything.
[ ACTION ]
But now the wheels are turning. The bombs are a limited resource, right? But--]
May I have that?
[And she holds out a hand, clearly still giving this serious thought.]
I want to see if one of my classmates -- the Super High School Level Mechanic -- would be able to duplicate these.
[GIVING SOUDA A BOMB SEEMS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA but maybe if Peko and/or Kuzuryuu can keep a close eye on him, it'll be fine...?? He is a SHSL after all...]
[ ACTION ]
He trusts Peko enough, though, and hands it over before tucking his arm back into the neck of the mime, then back into the sleeve. ]
They appear to be simple devices, but I buy them imported.