[Uh oh. He hadn't meant to get caught, and letting himself be known would ruin the point of it being "secret" Santa, right? Before he can think too hard about it, he makes a decision, and he uses the voice of what sounds like a little girl to answer.]
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You're the father of a cat, Mister?
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Yes. I just gave birth.
[ ok everything was wrong with that sentence but whatever--
He looks down at his kitten friend in adoration. ]
I'll have to think of a name.