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[bakudanma]

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❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
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sometime... maybe like week after the ViVid incident

[kaihentai]

Zura?

[With an air of caution:]

I'll be home late tonight. Will you be alright?

[bakudanma]

_{[ Zura has gotten back to work. It didn't take him too long to get things up and running again. He's glad Sakamoto is keeping in touch, however. ]}

You are going out with somebody tonight, aren't you?

[kaihentai]

[Sakamoto smiles at that.]

Oh? Who says?

[Yes. Yes, he is.]

[bakudanma]

I've known you long enough to understand that you're a social person, Sakamoto.
And traveling from planet to planet, meeting girls, is a habit of yours.

Tellus is another planet, so there shouldn't be a difference in this pattern, should there?

[bakudanma]

... Keep your hands off of her if she is over 40, though.

[kaihentai]

Who do you think I am?

[Playfully:]

You?

[Actually, the girl he's seeing is... Over 40...

Whoops.]

[bakudanma]

You're not me.
You see girls who are not widows and not married. You see single women.
_{[ He's making this sound like it's a negative thing about Sakamoto. ]}

[kaihentai]

And you consider screwing women who've already reached menopause. ♥

1.2

[bakudanma]

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

2.2

[bakudanma]

RIGHT BEFORE THEY REACH MENOPAUSE IS ALRIGHT TOO!

[kaihentai]

Ah, but they'd have to be married or widowed! I always wonder why you go for those types.

Because, because! Right in the middle of a fun romp, they might end up moaning the name of a dead husband~! What a shame.

[Wow he's actually the worst.]

1.2

[bakudanma]

_{[ YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE NOT HOME BECAUSE THAT MIGHT DESERVE A SLAP. OR SOMETHING.
RESPECT THE DEAD???? ]}

2.2

[bakudanma]

—At least I know she is experienced.
_{[ ??????????????????? ]}

[kaihentai]

What would experience matter to a guy like you?

[He enjoys this kind of banter, he does.]

Honestly, I wonder if you've ever screwed a girl. Maybe if you pounded one out, you'd be less tightly wound!

1.2

[bakudanma]

_{[ please stop his face is getting red. ]}

That isn't any of your business.

2.2

[bakudanma]

And besides, if she didn't get my name right, I would correct her politely.
It's not Never-Let-Go-J*ck, it's Katsura!

[kaihentai]

You're gettin' all worked up just thinkin' about it, huh!

Some old granny, posing in panties that were made before the Stone Age.

[Chuckling, he continues in a high-pitched falsetto:]

"Ahhhh, Zura! Come scrape the bunions off my feet!"

[bakudanma]

_{[ Sakamoto might be joking, but Katsura is taking this conversation seriously ( as he does. ) ]}

If that is is what she wants before we have our sacred moment, I will do whatever she wants or needs to be happy!
You cannot tell me you don't do the same for somebody you are interested in— making them feel comfortable and content!

[kaihentai]

[Oh.

He hit the nail on the head there.]

You're right about that.

[bakudanma]

Don't worry about me. If I want to play UNO with somebody, I'll talk to Tenka.
_{[ hahaaaa... does't know Tenka isn't here right now.. rip. ]}

Don't be out too late either. Rest is good for your soul.
_{[ is he your mom ]}

[kaihentai]

You be sure to rest your crazy head too, oi! Get some sleep tonight.

[Because Zura hasn't been sleeping very well, although he's gotten better.]

[bakudanma]

_{[ ah ]}

I hope it goes well for you.
_{[ this is sort of weird to talk about .. he doesn't really want to think about it tbh. ]}

Be quiet if that is possible for you when you get home.