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[bakudanma]

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❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
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[bakudanma]

SAKAMOTO
YOU KNOW THE RULES

HOW HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER TO FLUSH

AM I TO HOLD MYSELF UNTIL YOU GET BACK???

[kaihentai]

just pinch your nose!!!! you'll be fine

i believe in you ━ヾ((○*´∀｀*))ﾉﾞ━

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[bakudanma]

I'M NO T GOING IN THERE AFTER YOU

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[bakudanma]

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[kaihentai]

how are you ever going to save japan if you're too scared to take a shit?

where is your strength. your endurance!

[bakudanma]

You understand damn well sometimes shits are painful. Have you ever had rotten red bean paste?

A proper prayer and offering should be performed in a temple before letting something like that loose.

[bakudanma]

I'LL SAVE JAPAN BY ONLY USING TWO SQUARES

[kaihentai]

you do know if you talk about this kinda stuff you're just gonna feel like shitting, right?

if that happens, where are you going to go?

larry's litterbox?

[bakudanma]

Of course not. I'm not some sort of animal. I'll hold it like a true warrior, then.
<sub>[ He says as he steps out of the litterbox and carefully makes sure to cover all of his doo-doo.

Sakamoto's next text can wait a minute. ]</sub>

[kaihentai]

you've already taken a dump in it, haven't you

[Zura, you're strong...

But no man can be that strong.]

[bakudanma]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! Why would you assume that!?
If you see any kitty litter in the bed it's Larry-chan being a mischief! It isn't stuck in my toes at all!!

[kaihentai]

disgusting

[bakudanma]

It's not disgusting, it's Katsura.

[kaihentai]

it's disgusting

you're disgusting

that's okay, though! i still ♥ you

[bakudanma]

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