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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote2014-12-02 02:26 am

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[ ring ring ring ring ]
❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
[ CLICK!! ]

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kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (/pouts)

sometime... maybe like week after the ViVid incident

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Zura?

[With an air of caution:]

I'll be home late tonight. Will you be alright?
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (gakuen)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto smiles at that.]

Oh? Who says?

[Yes. Yes, he is.]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (kittycat)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Who do you think I am?

[Playfully:]

You?

[Actually, the girl he's seeing is... Over 40...

Whoops.
]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Beware those with a pleasant smile.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
And you consider screwing women who've already reached menopause. ♥
kaihentai: by <lj user="freshdebonair"> (FABULOUS)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but they'd have to be married or widowed! I always wonder why you go for those types.

Because, because! Right in the middle of a fun romp, they might end up moaning the name of a dead husband~! What a shame.

[Wow he's actually the worst.]
Edited 2015-06-18 01:01 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="bakudanma"> (yass honey)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
What would experience matter to a guy like you?

[He enjoys this kind of banter, he does.]

Honestly, I wonder if you've ever screwed a girl. Maybe if you pounded one out, you'd be less tightly wound!
kaihentai: (she loves you no no no)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're gettin' all worked up just thinkin' about it, huh!

Some old granny, posing in panties that were made before the Stone Age.

[Chuckling, he continues in a high-pitched falsetto:]

"Ahhhh, Zura! Come scrape the bunions off my feet!"
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (serenity)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

He hit the nail on the head there.
]

You're right about that.
kaihentai: by skycatcher @ LJ (hold up)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-06-18 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You be sure to rest your crazy head too, oi! Get some sleep tonight.

[Because Zura hasn't been sleeping very well, although he's gotten better.]
complices: (ᴍᴏsʟᴇʏ。)

[personal profile] complices 2015-06-18 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This is Mosley.

Mr Katsura, we evaluated your distress and came to the conclusion that this would be most beneficial. Is it not? Would you like us to return the gift? It doesn't do to be so sour about someone's generosity and I'm sure Ms Recreare would be disappointed to hear any complaints. You wouldn't want to make an old woman sad, would you?

That said, we have files on all of your companions from back home as we work on pulling them here. You should not fret, as CERES has excellent lawyers who have come up with the very best Non Disclosure Agreement this side of the galaxy. Your privacy is and always will be safe with us, Mr Katsura. We just thought you would like something a bit more personalized. Don't you?

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