[ CEREALIA ] ✖ IC CONTACT

[bakudanma]

_{[ ring ring ring ring ]}
❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
_{[ CLICK!! ]}

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SPEED DIAL: [ TENKA | ROCK LEE | HIRO  ]

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Fidgey I'm crying omfg

[zerotohiro]

Whoa what? Okay, dude, look. Why don't you just ASK Katsura about me before you send your Imperial Japanese Army at me and why do you even HAVE an army?

Also why would I hurt somebody who's been helping me on this stupid planet? Did you think this through? I think the better question is who are YOU?

good

[bakudanma]

_{[ only a very small amount of that is true, but you can tell he is very protective. ]}

Katsura-san is facing an internal battle right now and cannot be reached.

You are speaking to his right hand, Elizabeth.

[zerotohiro]

...wait his bird-thing? You actually escaped the Nexus? [Well that's new. And Elizabeth is terrifying, so that's good to know.] When did you even show up?

...and what kind of internal battle?

1.2

[bakudanma]

There was no escaping anything. I was brought here, and according to Katsura-san, I was brought here at a different time than what he remembers.

There was a bow on me and a message.
I believe I am a present to him, which is fine. That is how we were acquainted.

I have been here for a few days. Nobody else was in this colony until many people showed up at the same time. What the hell?

2.2

[bakudanma]

Katsura-san ate some soba that went bad even though I advised him not to.
He hasn't been out of the bathroom and it's been 21 minutes, 6 seconds.

[zerotohiro]

...things I could have lived my whole life without knowing: THAT. [Gross...]

Somehow you showed up when the rest of us were outside of Cerealia and in the jungle, but I don't know why. Do you remember how you got into the colony? Who brought you in, anything? Seriously, this is really, really important.

[bakudanma]

A note was attached to me.
"Congratulations! Here is your prize purchased.
Thank you for your achievements in ViVid!"

I only remember waking up in this apartment and being alone.
So I began to do my own investigations.

I knew Katsura-san was here because of the items in the apartment, such as a cabinet filled with soba.

[zerotohiro]

He thought you were locked inside the Nexus, but if you were a ViViD prize...they must have kept you somewhere else? [This is confusing.] You didn't find anything else besides Katsura and his soba, did you?

[bakudanma]

I found that I have a grudge against these people.
And I should probably kill them.

_{[ an ominous pause, and then: ]}
I was alone when I arrived here.
Then he returned.
And Sakamoto-san.
And everyone else.

I want to go home.
This is belittling my superior race.

[zerotohiro]

The problem with killing people here is that they always come back no matter who they are.

[...which leads to the question about Vincere...but that's for another time.]

I don't know who everyone else is but we're working on it. The home thing, not belittling birds. Whatever, can you just tell Katsura I checked in and want to talk to him about what I found in the mountains later?

[bakudanma]

Not if I have anything to say about it.
_{[ Elizabeth knows that there is probably more than meets to eye with these folks, and he believes Hiro but..
he's certain there is some way to permanently kill them. It's a matter of figuring out how. ]}

I will pass the word on.. Hiro-san.
Thank you for being a comrade to Katsura-san.






And I'm sorry about threatening to send the Imperial Japanese Army after you.

[zerotohiro]

[It's official. Eli is scary as fuck.]

Sure...no problem. It's...okay. Thanks for not actually sending it after me? I guess?

I'll see you guys around.

[THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING EVER AGAIN. It'll probably happen again sometime.]

about 2 hours later

[bakudanma]

Hiro-dono, this is Katsura speaking.
Elizabeth told me you were trying to contact me.
It is safe to say that I am victorious.

And I did not even have to use a plunger.

Is this a bad time?

[zerotohiro]

...that's...great dude.

[Zura why.]

Not exactly a bad time, no. Is your bird always that vicious?

[bakudanma]

What do you mean vicious?
It's not that vicious, it's Elizabeth.

[zerotohiro]

Ask her about the Imperial Japanese Army.

[bakudanma]

I don't understand.
I asked her and she gave me information about them. Ah, she does seem a bit fussed; it might be because I haven't given her treats today.

I think being here is bothering her. She's only just arrived.

[zerotohiro]

...Katsura have you actually talked to her about what we talked about? Your bird's KINDA intense.

It doesn't matter, are you okay? Uh, bad soba aside. I meant from wherever you ended up in the jungle.

[bakudanma]

I am upset.
_{[ is his only response. ]}

[zerotohiro]

I'd be surprised if you weren't. About which part?

[bakudanma]

I am mostly angered at the fact...







I had a conversation with Minato-san, and realized that there is no way that Janice-san's child is the doctor's like I suspected.
_{[ this is about a soap opera. again. ]}

[bakudanma]

And I don't think I'll ever find out, because the show is off the air and I don't know if it is just a hiatus or permanent!

[zerotohiro]

[....]

KATSURA.

Dude, even if it's off the air it'll probably show up on CereFlix sooner or later and continue there. There are more important things here! You can always make up whatever ending you want for that.

1.2

[bakudanma]

It's possible they will cancel it as a cliffhanger! But I know the truth is there.. we just have to think!
The doctor can't be it; he lost his b*lls long ago after his wife gave birth to two sets of triplets!

2.2

[bakudanma]

_{[ oh ... okay he'll focus. ]}
.. Did you find something on your own, Hiro-dono?