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[bakudanma]

_{[ ring ring ring ring ]}
❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
_{[ CLICK!! ]}

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[bakudanma]

I found that I have a grudge against these people.
And I should probably kill them.

_{[ an ominous pause, and then: ]}
I was alone when I arrived here.
Then he returned.
And Sakamoto-san.
And everyone else.

I want to go home.
This is belittling my superior race.

[zerotohiro]

The problem with killing people here is that they always come back no matter who they are.

[...which leads to the question about Vincere...but that's for another time.]

I don't know who everyone else is but we're working on it. The home thing, not belittling birds. Whatever, can you just tell Katsura I checked in and want to talk to him about what I found in the mountains later?

[bakudanma]

Not if I have anything to say about it.
_{[ Elizabeth knows that there is probably more than meets to eye with these folks, and he believes Hiro but..
he's certain there is some way to permanently kill them. It's a matter of figuring out how. ]}

I will pass the word on.. Hiro-san.
Thank you for being a comrade to Katsura-san.






And I'm sorry about threatening to send the Imperial Japanese Army after you.

[zerotohiro]

[It's official. Eli is scary as fuck.]

Sure...no problem. It's...okay. Thanks for not actually sending it after me? I guess?

I'll see you guys around.

[THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING EVER AGAIN. It'll probably happen again sometime.]

about 2 hours later

[bakudanma]

Hiro-dono, this is Katsura speaking.
Elizabeth told me you were trying to contact me.
It is safe to say that I am victorious.

And I did not even have to use a plunger.

Is this a bad time?

[zerotohiro]

...that's...great dude.

[Zura why.]

Not exactly a bad time, no. Is your bird always that vicious?

[bakudanma]

What do you mean vicious?
It's not that vicious, it's Elizabeth.

[zerotohiro]

Ask her about the Imperial Japanese Army.

[bakudanma]

I don't understand.
I asked her and she gave me information about them. Ah, she does seem a bit fussed; it might be because I haven't given her treats today.

I think being here is bothering her. She's only just arrived.

[zerotohiro]

...Katsura have you actually talked to her about what we talked about? Your bird's KINDA intense.

It doesn't matter, are you okay? Uh, bad soba aside. I meant from wherever you ended up in the jungle.

[bakudanma]

I am upset.
_{[ is his only response. ]}

[zerotohiro]

I'd be surprised if you weren't. About which part?

[bakudanma]

I am mostly angered at the fact...







I had a conversation with Minato-san, and realized that there is no way that Janice-san's child is the doctor's like I suspected.
_{[ this is about a soap opera. again. ]}

[bakudanma]

And I don't think I'll ever find out, because the show is off the air and I don't know if it is just a hiatus or permanent!

[zerotohiro]

[....]

KATSURA.

Dude, even if it's off the air it'll probably show up on CereFlix sooner or later and continue there. There are more important things here! You can always make up whatever ending you want for that.

1.2

[bakudanma]

It's possible they will cancel it as a cliffhanger! But I know the truth is there.. we just have to think!
The doctor can't be it; he lost his b*lls long ago after his wife gave birth to two sets of triplets!

2.2

[bakudanma]

_{[ oh ... okay he'll focus. ]}
.. Did you find something on your own, Hiro-dono?

[zerotohiro]

Found a makeshift lab, not sure how long ago it was abandoned. Also learned some information from a friend of mine that might tie all of it together. You?

1.2

[bakudanma]

<sub>[ This is all very interesting. A makeshift lab? Were there possibly other people who were here first and served as CERES' little torment devices before them long ago? These elemental beings claiming them as 'theirs'— were their bodies tampered with before in this lab? Their data— was or corrupted into something before CERES? Were they sold to CERES from another person or thing? Was it an old lab of CERES and they were performing tests on Maris and his crew? Maybe it just used to be a fast food restaurant.

Instantly, his theories are running rapid in his mind, so it gives him awhile to respond before he replies: ]</sub>

I found

2.2

[bakudanma]

—that there are other people that can watch this soap opera with me if it does come back on air.
_{[ ~*GLISTENING*~ from behind the screen. ]}

[zerotohiro]

...I lied, this is a bad time.

I don't even get how you people can watch soap operas. They're really boring.

[bakudanma]

I'm sorry, Hiro-dono. This was the only interesting thing I discovered when I was out in the jungle.

I hope I did not disappoint.
My kayak sunk, and some helpful people brought me to shore. We had a typical beach episode special, only there was a giant ocean monster.

I suppose that is interesting? There is an ocean with life in it.

[zerotohiro]

See that would have been something to talk about sooner.

Where'd you even get a kayak...? Never mind, what other kind of life was in the ocean? Besides the giant ocean monster...? What'd the monster look like?

Katsura. This is REALLY important. Trust me.

[bakudanma]

_{[ Oh. REALLY important, huh? ]}
It had sharp teeth and tentacles as if it were more suited for an 18+ time slot. It wasn't friendly at all, but we put it to rest.

[zerotohiro]

So it attacked you guys, too. Did it have anything strange on it? Like any kind of device or a chip or something?