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[bakudanma]

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❝This is Katsura speaking. Can you hear me? Hello? Ah, maybe you should leave a messa—❞
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[text] feb 23rd, late at night

[kaihentai]

[When it comes to these kinds of things, Sakamoto has always been rather private. Still, because he knows that Zura sometimes stays awake waiting for Sakamoto to come home, he sends the other a vague text message.]

see u 2mrw! ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

Re: [text] feb 23rd, late at night

[bakudanma]

_{[ not like he completely knows what that means but he gets the idea. Some kind of idea. Sakamoto doing Sakamoto things and he knows what all of that entails.
However, that emoji caught his interest more than anything, and he feels his face flourish red just by looking at it. ]}

Ah.
Your face is cute.

_{[ he said that funny but whatever. ]}

[kaihentai]

[He doesn't answer this until the next morning, but seeing the message does make him smile.]

（*＾3＾）/～♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[bakudanma]

(❀ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ ♡♡♡♡♡

[kaihentai]

i'm so glad that we're friends! we've been friends for so long, it makes me happy

thank u ヽ(*゜∀゜*)ノ

2/2

[kaihentai]

also i think i forgot to flush the toilet

again

3/3 i lied

[kaihentai]

I DID REMEMBER TO WIPE MY BUTT THO

it's nice and smooth

1.3

[bakudanma]

_{[ oh nooo this is— Sakamoto, you stop that. ]}
You're welcome, Sakamoto.
I'm glad we're still friends after all of these years— after all these distances we've put between us. ヽ(≧ヮ≦)ノ ﾐ★
You really make m

2.3

[bakudanma]

_{[ wait a second. ]}

done

[bakudanma]

SAKAMOTO
YOU KNOW THE RULES

HOW HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER TO FLUSH

AM I TO HOLD MYSELF UNTIL YOU GET BACK???

[kaihentai]

just pinch your nose!!!! you'll be fine

i believe in you ━ヾ((○*´∀｀*))ﾉﾞ━

1.2

[bakudanma]

I'M NO T GOING IN THERE AFTER YOU

2.2

[bakudanma]

（╬ಠ益ಠ)

[kaihentai]

how are you ever going to save japan if you're too scared to take a shit?

where is your strength. your endurance!

[bakudanma]

You understand damn well sometimes shits are painful. Have you ever had rotten red bean paste?

A proper prayer and offering should be performed in a temple before letting something like that loose.

[bakudanma]

I'LL SAVE JAPAN BY ONLY USING TWO SQUARES

[kaihentai]

you do know if you talk about this kinda stuff you're just gonna feel like shitting, right?

if that happens, where are you going to go?

larry's litterbox?

[bakudanma]

Of course not. I'm not some sort of animal. I'll hold it like a true warrior, then.
<sub>[ He says as he steps out of the litterbox and carefully makes sure to cover all of his doo-doo.

Sakamoto's next text can wait a minute. ]</sub>

[kaihentai]

you've already taken a dump in it, haven't you

[Zura, you're strong...

But no man can be that strong.]

[bakudanma]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! Why would you assume that!?
If you see any kitty litter in the bed it's Larry-chan being a mischief! It isn't stuck in my toes at all!!

[kaihentai]

disgusting

[bakudanma]

It's not disgusting, it's Katsura.

[kaihentai]

it's disgusting

you're disgusting

that's okay, though! i still ♥ you

[bakudanma]

_{[ doesn't... reply to that. ]}